Entrance Examination 
Part –1                  
Feb31, 2006                                                                      
                                                                                                                     Total marks:0 
                                                                                                             Min pass mark: 100 
 
Candidates those who pass this exam can join Dar-ul-islam (house of peace) and others can join Dar-ul-Harb (house of war) 
 
(Cheating is forbidden. If caught, yours hands will be chopped. If you have a good knowlege of Islam, may Allah show you the correct answers in bold letters.) 
 
Tick the correct answer 
 
1)    Islam means?
 
a)    Peace (once all the human beings get killed there will be peace in the world) 
b)    Tolerance (others have to tolerate Muslims and their stupidities) 
c)    Each woman giving birth to 50 children 
d)    Women walking like penguins 
e)    Never going to school or college 
f)   Submission 
 
 
2) Muslim women cover their faces because
 
a)    They know how bad ugly they are 
b)    They like to remind the kafirs that kafir women are whores 
c)    They don’t want Kafirs (infidels) to look at them 
d)    They have dust allergy 
e)    They never brush their teeth 
f)     Muhammad couldn't control his sexual urges. 
 
 
3) Each Muslim woman give birth to 50 children because 
 
a)    They don’t have any other job 
b)    They want to produce maximum number of terrorists to defeat Muhammed's enemies 
c)    Only halal entertainment  in Islam is having sex 
d)    Each woman can start a madrassa (religious school) of her own 
e)    So Muhammed can boast to having the largest number of followers on doomsday. 
 
 
4) How can a Muslim reach heaven 
 
a)    By killing infidels in jihad 
b)    By living miserably for the sake of jihad 
c)    By hating all non-muslims 
d)    By going only to madrassahs preparing for jihad  
e)    By getting obsessed with Islam (Islam mania) 
f)    By all the above means 
 
 
5) Why should a Muslim keep away from infidels? 
 
a)    To avoid getting civilized 
b)    To avoid getting modernized 
c)    To avoid getting sophisticated 
d)    To avoid realizing how stupid Islam is 
e)   For all the above reasons 
 
 
6) Why do Muslims believe in polygamy? 
 
a)    Sex is the only halal entertainment in Islam 
b)    To stop adultery 
c)    Can produce maximum number of terrorists 
d)    To posses maximum number of reproduction machines 
e)   To have maximum fun 
f)    For all the above reasons 
 
 
7) Why do Muslims hate democracy? 
 
a)    Muslims sense that running a democratic system in the country requires some  intelligence 
b)    Requires the willingness to go to the polling booth and cast the vote 
c)    Muslims are living in 8th century whereas other idiots are living in 21st century 
d)    Islam is a deen and accepting democracy is Shirk. 
e)    Should know something about political system 
 
 
8) What is available for a Muslim in the heaven? 
 
a)    72 houris with swelling boobs 
b)    Machine guns to kill the infidels brought to heaven from hell by Allah for that purpose 
c)    Lecture sessions by extremists 
d)    A new version of Qura’n, which states old version, is stupid 
e)    Nothing since Muslims do not go to heaven 
 
 
9) Houris in heaven look like 
 
a)    Britney Spears 
b)    Jennifer Lopez 
c)    Madonna 
d)    Merlin Monroe 
e)    Kate Winslet 
f)    Transparent flesh.  
 
 
10) Which type of wine is distributed to Muslims in heaven? 
 
a)    Grape wine 
b)    Islamic wine 
c)    Bin Laden wine 
d)    Terrorist wine 
e)    Virtual Wine. 
 
 
11) Who should a Muslim hate the most? 
 
a)    Jews 
b)    Joooos 
c)    Yahudi 
d)    Yahoodis 
e)    Followers of Hadarth Moosa 
f)    Sons of the Nephews of Ishmael. 
g)    All of the above 
 
 
12) Why Islam can’t be reformed?
 
a)    Muslims enjoy being hated by others 
b)    Muslims enjoy others making fun of them 
c)    Muslims enjoy being a curse to the whole world 
d)    Qura’n is the literal word of Allah and can never be edited or updated.  
e)    Muslims are afraid that they will invite ill luck for themselves if they reform 
 
 
13) According to Qura’n, Non- Muslims are 
 
a)    Non- terrorist idiots 
b)    Idiots who believe humanity is the greatest religion 
c)    Idiots who are civilized 
d)    Infidels who never unite 
e)   All idiots who can see that Quran is a lie. 
f)   Fuels of Hell fire. 
g)    b and f 
 
 
14) According to Qur’an, women are 
 
a)    Sex toys 
b)    Reproduction machines 
c)    A particular species of animals whose genitals look different when seen in a mirror (In middle east gynecologists perform surgery looking at the muirror) 
d)    A particular species of domestic animals that should be beaten with green sticks and scourged 
e)    All the above 
 
 
15) Characteristics of a good Muslim woman (according to Qur’an) 
 
a)    Willingness to have sex even while sitting on the back of a camel 
b)    Having sex 24 hrs a day, 7 days a week 
c)    Giving birth to at least 50 children 
d)    Wearing a tent like garment 
e)    Enjoy being beaten with green stick and lashes 
f)    All the above 
 
 
16) Mosques are places where 
 
a)    Next terrorist attack is planned 
b)    Weapons are stored 
c)    Muslims are taught to hate others 
d)    Human beings are taught to live like animals 
e)    All the above 
 
 
17) Why Islam permits men to beat their wives?
 
a)    Women are for entertainment and beating them is one way of entertaining 
b)    Women are hesitant in becoming terrorists 
c)    Women do not provide sex when wanted and force momins into seeking company of animals 
d)    Women do not enjoy killing others 
e)    It is a command of Allah and Allahs commands do not have to have reasons. 
e)    For all the above reasons. 
 
 
18) Why should a Muslim become a suicide bomber? 
 
a)    Envy can be suicidal 
b)    Terrorism is a gateway to heaven 
c)    To end one’s own animal like life 
d)    So the muslim blood can be the color of saffaron and smell like musk in Jannat. 
 
 
19) Why Islam opposes human rights, individual freedom, gender equality, democracy, secularism, freedom for women, international peace, freedom of expression, fashion, films, music, sports etc? 
 
a)    Bidah is forbibben in Islam. 
b)    Islam is a complete way of life and does not need human innovations 
c)    Islam is the only way of life