Dear (?) Human beings,
My name is Shabana and as my name suggests, I am an animal. I was
born as a human being, but being a Muslima, I chose to live the
life of an animal. Today, I proudly consider myself an animal,
though I look like a human being. I am ashamed of my physical
appearance, so I cover myself with a tent like garment called
Burkhah. Only my eyes are seen outside. I told you about my dress
only to make you understand how much we Muslims hate human beings.
We are even ashamed of our appearance, i.e. of human beings. All
kafirs are dirty human beings. All Muslims are proud animals. Like
you human beings have your own religions called Christianity,
Judaism, Hinduism, Buddhism etc, we animals also have our own
religion called Islam. Animals who follow Islam are called
Muslims. All animals are not Muslims, but all Muslims are animals.
We have our own animal god called Mr. Allah, the most merciful
(Allah is his surname). There are 1.4 billion Muslims all over the
world. So we are not a rare species like polar bears. The
scientific name for Muslims is Islamo Homo sapiens.
The story of islamo homo sapiens is quite interesting. 1400 years
ago, we were also human beings (homo sapiens). As you people
definitely know, homo sapiens belong to the animal kingdom. But
homo sapiens are different from other animals in a number of ways.
Human beings have a highly developed and complex brain, which
makes human beings different from animals. This complex brain is
also a curse for human beings. Desires for love and need for
companionship etc are the elements of a complex organ and it makes
the life of a human being quite difficult. To be born as a human
being is a big curse. But the human beings were left with no other
option till ‘Islam’ came into existence. Human beings worship God
by different names. God sent prophets by different names to make
human beings understand how to lead a good life. Jesus Christ,
Sree Buddha, Mahavir, Guru Nanak were all such prophets (I have no
intention of teaching human beings about human beings, but to
understand ‘islamo homo sapiens’ a thorough knowledge about ‘homo
sapiens’ is quite necessary). 1400 years ago, God sent only animal
prophet called Muhammad Nabi to earth. He is also considered as
the last prophet. Muhammad taught human beings how to convert to
animals. Biologists call this technique “reverse evolution”. The
human beings who converted to animals are called Muslims. We the
Muslims may have animals’ instinct but it doesn’t mean that we
have got something against birds. We love birds. That is the
reason why Muslim women dress like crows and Muslim men dress like
pigeons.
The life of an animal is thousand times better than the life of a
human being. Muhammad Nabi (prophet) wanted to convert maximum
number of human beings to animals. Sometimes we have to impose
good things on others if others are reluctant in choosing good
things on their own. The human beings who converted were asked to
wage war on other human beings and impose Islam on them. Islam is
a way of life, that is, way of life of an animal. Muhammad Nabi
also wrote a book on how a human being can live like an animal.
The book is called “Koran” and we Muslims have a great respect for
this book. Muhammad Nabi was a perfect example of how a human
being can turn into an animal. He has set an example before us and
all of us are eager to follow his footsteps. Sharia is a law made
by him and his animal friends. We, Muslims consider sharia as Mr.
Allah’s own law. Our animal god, Allah is the most merciful so he
gives the toughest punishment. Sharia is a perfect example for
that.
There is one more reason why sharia is a tough law. As we Muslims
are animals, we don’t have self-control like human beings. If a
girl is walking naked on the streets, a kafir may look at her
curiously but may not jump on her. But our Muslim men will no be
able to control themselves and it is a sure bet that the girl will
be raped. Even by seeing the hands, legs or face of a woman, a
Muslim man gets sexually aroused. Self-control is a word, which is
not there in our Islamic dictionary. Even our prophet never tried
to hide his animal like sexual urges. He not only enjoyed many
women, he also tried a 9-yr old girl. We are proud of his animal
instincts. If our men prefer to have sex with many wives, it is
because our prophet taught us to do so. We are thankful to our
animal god Mr. Allah, the most merciful for giving us the mindset
of an animal. We do all sorts of funny things (you silly human
beings will find it funny, but we are quite serious) to have some
control on our self but it is all in vain. We animals not only
seduce other animals, we seduce human beings as well. Yes, we have
been able to convert a lot of human beings to animals using our
seduction technique.
We Muslims enjoy living like animals. We want others also to join
us in living like animals. To understand the fun in living like an
animal, you have to become an animal yourself. For this reason, we
always try to propagate Islamic agenda. I request all human beings
to convert to animals to understand how great our life is. Some of
the human beings are also helping us in propagating Islamic
agenda. Rashtriya Swayemsevak Sangh (R.S.S), which is a hard-line
Hindu organization in India, has been lending support to us a
number of ways for the last few decades. According to R.S.S., a
Hindu woman should not wear Jeans and T-shirts. Hinduism sets no
guidelines on the dressing of a Hindu woman, but we Muslims have
succeeded in influencing hard-line Hindu organizations to
propagate Islamism in the name of Hinduism. Bharathiya Janatha
Party (B.J.P), which is the political offspring of R.S.S, and the
former ruling party of India has gone a long way in spreading
Islamism in the name of Hinduism. Hinduism as a religion respects
individual freedom, but R.S.S and B.J.P has taken away individual
freedom from the Hindus in our very own Islamic fashion under the
pretext of Hinduism. This means we are able to make even our
enemies propagate Islamic agenda. Maybe that our animal god Mr.
Allah, the most merciful has succeeded in influencing the likings
of humane Hindu gods. If this has happened in India, this can
happen in other parts of the world too. We Muslims influence
others and make them spread Islamic agenda even without their
knowledge. I challenge human beings to find out our methods of
propagating Islamic agenda. You people consider yourself to be
more intelligent than we animals. Find out if you can.
Wherever we go, we create our own Muslim only zones so that we can
lead a peaceful animal life. Human beings always lead a disgusting
life. We try to keep away from kafirs (kafir is another word for a
human being) as much as possible.
In Saudi Arabia, an animal country, even human beings are forced
to live like animals. Yes, we impose our beastly life on human
beings in countries like Saudi Arabia and Iran. Our animal god has
given us Islamic oil so that we can sell this oil to human beings
and use that money for spreading animalism (Islam). Mr. Allah, the
most merciful might have taken away our common sense, but he has
blessed us with Islamic oil. It is called “brain for oil” program,
not “oil for food” program as said by your United Nations
Organization.
The famous T.V. channel Animal Planet is planning to produce a
program based on our life. If you people want to know more about
our animal life, you can watch that program. I just want FFI to
stop criticizing our great animal religion “Islam”. If you
continue to criticize Islam, some Muslims may get influenced by it
and will convert back to human beings leaving Islam. Of course
that is hard to happen. If someone changes his mind and decides to
become a human, it is just because that he has deviated from the
path shown by Mr. Allah, the most merciful according to our faith.
People ruin their own lives when leave Islam. So I don’t think a
lot of people will leave Islam, thanks to these kind of beliefs.
Still, there is a chance that some people may leave Islam and
start living like human beings after visiting websites that
criticizes Islam. I don’t want that to happen. My husband is a
mullah. He earns bread by exploiting the faith that other Muslims
have in Mr. Allah the most merciful. If you people continue to
criticize Islam, I will be deprived of my bread. So I once again
request human beings to stop criticizing our animal like life and
our animal prophet.
Love (?)
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Editor's Note: I have
disagreed with your aim to denigrate the good name of 'animals'
time and again, including in this article. Let us consider the
following section from your latest article:
[There is one
more reason why sharia is a tough law. As we Muslims are animals,
we don't have self-control like human beings. If a girl is
walking naked on the streets, a kafir may look at her curiously
but may not jump on her. But our Muslim men will no be able to
control themselves and it is a sure bet that the girl will be
raped. Even by seeing the hands, legs or face of a woman, a Muslim
man gets sexually aroused.]
When a young girl walk on the street
naked, definitely Muslims will, with much higher frequency, jump
on her and rape her. But non-Muslim homo sapiens will also do the
same albeit in lower frequency.
But consider a dog or any other animal. Although male dogs have a
round-the-year urge to copulate, he will wait until the mating
season for the female dogs arrive and wait for his chances. Female
dogs walk around naked all round the year, mix with the males
openly and play with them but the male dog would never sexually
assault her until she gives the mating signal. This applies to all
animals saveth homo sapiens.
Not only in sex, in most other aspect of life, animals on an
average show a more civilized and responsible behavior than the
homo sapiens in general. Hence, I have stopped using terms like
animal, beast, dog and monster etc that are in age-old usage to
define numerous human failings. It's OK to use them had they been
deserving but no beasts, dogs and non-human beings deserve them.
To my mind, there is no better way to define a human failing by
saying 'you are a bloody man'. I am quite in favor of
giving the term man/homo sapiens a derogatory color, which it
deserves most.
MA Khan
Editor
