We Muslims know why the whole world is criticizing Islam. You are all jealous of Islam. Islam is the only true religion on earth. The wonderful religion of Islam came from the only true and wonderful god, Allah. Our Allah is the almighty, most merciful, most kind, most powerful and what not? He is a wonderful little god. He is the youngest among all the Gods. He is just 1400 years of age, whereas other Gods are all more than 2000 years of age. In the very year he was born, he took a patent over “god ship”. So we Muslims consider him as the only true god. We agree that other gods are also gods, but they are not “true” gods. They are all duplicate gods. People who worship duplicate gods are all idiots. Allah also made sure that he is the last god. He immediately after his birth put an end to the system of registration of gods. It is not possible for new gods to register himself/herself as god. That is the reason why no more gods have been born after Allah. If some other gods claim that they are also true gods, Allah can file a complaint against that god as Allah holds the patent over the “godship”. 

According to our mullahs, Allah is a handsome god .He has got a lot of tails like “the almighty”, “the most merciful” etc and because of these tails, he looks like an octopus. Of course Allah might be tired of all these tails as he can’t sit, stand or sleep because of them.  He also has got a feeling that he lost his identity because of these tails. There were even reports that one day Allah called a conference of Imams and asked them to stop calling him the almighty, the most powerful etc. But Imams made it clear that Allah won’t be allowed to cut these tails. It is these tails that make Allah handsome, they said. Everybody repeatedly say that Allah is the most handsome. Till yesterday we didn’t have the chance to see how handsome Allah looks. Photography of Allah is not permitted in heaven. One of my friends, who is a journalist in heaven, has penciled a picture of Allah and has sent it to me. I am happy to share the picture with the readers.

In the picture, you can see Allah’s vehicle has nuclear missiles as well. You can well understand how dangerous Allah is. Allah is both dangerous as well as handsome. Better call him dangerously handsome. When Allah came to know that his picture has been sent to earth, he became furious. He hates pictures and he can’t even think of someone drawing his own pictures. Allah would have stoned my friend to death by this time. ‘Is Allah this short tempered?’ would be the question that is there in your minds. Allah has put his own father-in-law Dullah to death. Yes, that is a story that makes us Muslims proud of Allah.  If Allah is the most merciful, Dullah was the “mostest” merciful. Allah became jealous of Dullah and put him in the hell fire. If Allah has put his own father-in-law in the hell fire, he will put anybody in hell fire.

Some kafirs believe that Allah is a stupid god. They even submit proves supporting it. In an intelligence test conducted in heaven, the average score of all gods was much above 1200. But Allah’s score was less than 0.0001. Allah is a mentally retarded god doesn’t mean that he is inferior to anybody. He is inferior to none. He is the almighty. We Muslims are least bothered about how intelligent Allah is. Intelligence is a gift of Satan. The very word intelligence should be removed from dictionaries all across the world. Allah is our wonderful little “true god”. Other gods in heaven are teasing Allah for his low level of intelligence. I can’t understand what right these duplicate gods have to tease Allah. High level of intelligence doesn’t make a duplicate god a true god. A duplicate god is always a duplicate god and a true god is always a true god.

Has any duplicate god been ever been able to produce something like the Koran? Koran is the unalterable words of Allah. Koran may be devoid of any sense. But we have to remember that common sense is the tool of Satan to deviate people from the path towards Allah. It is this evil common sense that some kafirs consider as true god. We Muslims can’t agree with that. Allah is the true god; Allah is the only true god. For the victory of Allah, the defeat of common sense is a must. As long as Islam is there, the war between common sense and Allah will continue.