A list of moral traits of Prophet Muhammad... Fitting for an Apostle of God indeed...
EQUAL OPPORTUNITY LOVER
We, in the West, talk about equal opportunity for all today, but our heavenly prophet implemented it 14 centuries ago.
Our prophet had eleven wives (including permanent sex-slaves Rehana and Maria Quptia). He was so fair in love-making that whenever he had an urge for sex with one of his lovely teenage wives and made love to her, he considered it his moral obligation (i.e. fairness to all wives) to have sex with all of them including the ones he had zero attraction (like fat old 50+ Sauda) on the same day (or night). It did not matter if it took him a whole day or night to accomplish that duty. (due to his old age, it took him longer to recuperate after each encounter)
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"The Prophet used to visit (have sex) with all his wives in a round, during the day and night and they were eleven in number." (Bukhari, 1:5:268)
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"The Prophet used to go round (have sexual relations with) all his wives in one night." (Bukhari 7:62:6)
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"Aisha said, "I scented Allah's Apostle and he went round (to have sex with) all his wives."" (Bukhari 1:5:270)
A WISE ADVISOR
Abu Hudaifa was an aging Arab, who had a teenage slave boy (Salim) and a beautiful young wife. He used to harass his wife on the suspicion that she and the slave boy did hanky panky behind his back. Finally, she got sick and tired of his accusations and went to the prophet to get his prophetic advice. He told her to suckle Salim her breasts so that (by sharia) he becomes her son, which would make sex between the two haram. She came and told Hudaifa about this. He liked the idea and made Salim suck his wives breasts. After that, his mind was put at ease and he could go out of town for days without worrying about them making out. Salim had now become a bonafide son of Hudaifa’s wife and could suckle on his young mom’s bosoms whenever he felt like it. That year Hudaifa’s wife gave birth to a baby boy. Hudaifa’s friends told him that his little son looked very much like his older brother Salim.
Bukhari, Book 008, Number 3425:
'A'isha (Allah be pleased with her) reported that Salim, the freed slave of Abu Hadhaifa, lived with him and his family in their house. Hudaifas’s wife came to Allah's Apostle (may peace be upon him) and said: Salim has attained (purbety) as men attain and he understands what they understand, and he enters our house freely, I, however, perceive that Hudaifa is getting suspicious of Salim and me.Wereupon Allah's Apostle (may peace be upon him) said to her: Suckle him and you would become unlawful for him, and (the rankling) which Abu Hudhaifa feels in his heart will disappear. She returned and said: So I suckled him, and what (was there) in the heart of Abu Hudhaifa disappeared.
WENT OUT OF HIS WAY TO MEET HIS WIVE’S SEXUAL NEEDS
Islam considers a woman during her menstruating dirty and sick. She is not allowed to touch the Quran, observe fast, offer obligatory prayers, or even enter a mosque. Her husband is not allowed to make love to her or even touch her during her menses. However, the Prophet realized that urge for sex in a woman is at its peak during her periods, and he wanted to help them out. He therefore went out of his way and gave those dirty menstruating women sexual gratification and fulfillment by fondling them, instead of going and having fun with those, who were clean. However, not to violate the sharia requirements by touching skins of the dirty wives during those fondling sessions, he made them cover their private parts with their izars (underclothing).
Bukhari,Volume 1, Book 6, Number 299:
Narrated 'Abdur-Rahman bin Al-Aswad:
(on the authority of his father) 'Aisha said: "Whenever Allah's Apostle wanted to fondle anyone of us during her periods (menses), he used to order her to put on an izar and start fondling her." 'Aisha added, "None of you could control his sexual desires as the Prophet could."
Bukhar, iVolume 1, Book 6, Number 300:
Narrated Maimuna:
When ever Allah's Apostle wanted to fondle any of his wives during the periods (menses), he used to ask her to wear an Izar.
TIMELY COMMUNICATIONS WITH ALLAH
Quran 33.26,27: "Many ye slew, and many ye made prisoners.”
During slaughtering the Quraiza Jews, a big problem arose. All males above the age of 13 were ordered to be beheaded. To avoid beheadings, many older males were lying about their age; they were claiming to be 11or 12, when they were actually much older. The problem was brought to our prophet's attention, who was supervising the massacre. He asked Allah to send him a wahi regarding this problem. A wahi then promptly arrived that a boy, who had pubic hair, was to be beheaded; one without it was to be spared.
Sunan Abu-Dawud Book 38, Number 4390:
Narrated Atiyyah al-Qurazi:
"I was among the captives of Banu Qurayzah. They (the Companions) examined us, and those who had begun to grow hair (pubes) were killed, and those who had not were not killed. I was among those who had not grown hair."
Some boys were just 7 or 8, but had grown pubics, and were beheaded; some looked like 17 or 18, but had sneakily clean shaved their pubics, were spared. The divine law had to be followed to the letter.
MERCIFUL & JUST
During the Khaibar jihad raid, the Prophet let Dihya choose a sex-slave of his own choice from a group of enslaved women. He chose 17-year-old gorgeous Safia (wife of Khaybar leader Kinana) and took her away to a lonely spot to enjoy her ...Some jihadis saw him making out with her behind a bush. They were so impressed by her beauty and sexy figure that they went to the prophet and described her to him.
Sahih Muslim 8:3329:
Anas, (Allah be pleased with him) reported: Safiyah (Allah be pleased with her) fell to the lot of Dihya in the spoils of war, and they praised her in the presence of Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) and said: We have not seen the like of her among the captives of war.
Prophet got aroused by the description and immediately cancelled Dihya’s booty and ordered Safia to be brought back.
Dihya was rudely interrupted in his love making and Safia was brought back with Dihya in tow... He told Dihya to choose another slave-girl in exchange of Safia… Dihya, already furious by the interference, refused to part with Safia, cried foul, and protested loudly. Any other Chief would have been pissed off and punished him severely for insubordination. But our prophet came as a mercy for all. He instead treated him with kindness and haggled with him. Dihya demanded seven women including two younger cousins of Safia in exchange for Safia. The Prophet most graciously accepted his unreasonable demand and gave him what he wanted. Safia had a very traumatic day... Her brothers and father were killed and her husband was tortured and beheaded in front of her. On top of that Dihya had publicly disrobed her and was trying to make out behind a bush. The Prophet covered her with his own robe, took her inside his tent and made love to her tenderly to soothe and jolly up her bereaved mind. The next day he further honored her by covering her in a burqa and making her a part of his harem... Hadiths say that Safia loved prophet dearly for his kindness and affection...
Sahih Muslim 8:3328:
There fell to the lot of Dihya a beautiful girl, and Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) got her in exchange of seven heads.
WON FREEDOM OF SLAVES
In the raid of Mustaleeq Jewish tribe, pretty teenager Juavaria, whose husband (Mustaleeq Chief) was killed in the attack, fell to the lot of a jihadi, named Thabit Ibn Qais (was he gay?), who was more interested in making money than making love. He said he could free her for seven oaks of gold, an outrageous amount, which no one could pay…
Our Prophet’s generosity had no bounds when buying the freedom of an unfortunate young and pretty widow whose husband was killed in front of her... He not only paid the outrageous price to the greedy jihadi to win her freedom, but he also gave the bereaved widow a place in his harem and made love to her on the same night (to cheer her up!)…
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written by alhamdulillahhhhh .......this is great , July 21, 2010
written by reg ghilman-young boys in jannat , July 21, 2010
no true muslim has answered this humble question so i hope some one will.
it is said in imaginary jannat imaginary allah gives 27 ghilman-young boys...what what is their duty ?
the houries r there to pleasure the men,but the ghilman r for what ? some guys told me
they r to do work of the man,means bring stuff,etc....but i ask,why wud a god,put young
boys into a house where open sex is happening ?
also,why wud a god allow child labour like this ? on earth the guy who allowed
this wud be put in jail...allowing young boys to see sexual encounters and allowing
men to order them around....but why this is allowed in pisslam ???
any real muslim got any logical reply ???
i asked this to some muslim here,and it almost cost me my life
so i ask on net !!
written by duh_swami , July 21, 2010
over-sexed men to exploit them...
written by Mulhid , July 21, 2010
Labid ibn A'sam must have been a very powerful wizard who had the support of Jehovah in order to put a spell upon Allah's golden boy Mo. After all. Allah gave his favorite son the sexual prowess of thirty men.
Even in those early days the Jews had to answer for the most absurd, brain dead accusations of the brain-dead Muhammadan mumins.
written by Abu Taleb , July 21, 2010
And surely Allah had sent down all verses needed for the justification.
written by JK , July 21, 2010
written by they loved him rather faked it out of fear , July 22, 2010
dear jk,
they loved him rather faked it out of fear,else their heads wud also be lopped off.
written by proudest kafir , July 22, 2010
written by waterwillows , July 22, 2010
Why is this book not sold in XXX or adult sex shops? It is mostly about the topic they wish to sell.
As for his wives being so in love with this pervert...... what would anyone expect them to do, after witnessing the murder of their entire family? Is it a good idea to tell Mo how much you hate him, and what he has done to your entire family? I think not.
written by Walter Sieruk , July 22, 2010
written by Vijay , July 22, 2010
written by duh_swami , July 22, 2010
I asked a muslim about your riddle. He told me that when Moe f---ked Allah gave women an unbelievable orgasm which made them fall in love with him..
Do you believe that?vllxz
written by ANGEL , July 23, 2010
written by waterwillows , July 23, 2010
This was written long before the time of Islam, so that mankind would have an indicator of who is genuine and who is false.
So guess who is false and not of the Abrahamic belief? It seems that Mo and Joe have much in common.
written by Atheist Reader , July 24, 2010
written by duh_swami , July 24, 2010
When Mohammad died neither Allah nor Gabriel showed up to say good-bye...
There were no trumpets of angels, no winged horse and golden chariot to carry him to Paradise...His disciples waited several days days for a miracle, when his rotting body began to odorize the area, they buried him buried under Aisha's hut, under the bed actually, because that's where he spent most of his time...
written by NEWCOMER , July 24, 2010
Wow! I have never come across of any such material before.
where did you guys do your research as you all seem to know so much please assist me.
written by NEWCOMER , July 24, 2010
i come from a muslim background but i dont even know a drop of knwolegde about islam and i am constantly looking to research - i mean thers no point in blind faith is there wich religions hav u guys found or converted too? any advce is appreciated
written by duh_swami , July 24, 2010
'''its just that ive heard that there is tens of thousands of hadith or something like that - do they alll talk bout sex & virgins and wars and killings etc'''?
No, but some of them do...The link I will post is a search engine for Hadith and the Quran...Hadith are a record of what Mohammad said and did, and what other people said he said and did...The two most credible hadith compilers are Bukhari and Muslim...Type a word such as 'water' into search, and you will get many hadiths, but they are not in a big list, you have to click on each number individually...You will notice that many are duplicated...There is also a Quran search, if someone quotes a verse by number you can look it up...You also need to read the Quran, but if you read it as a Muslim, you will lose your way...Otherwise tune into this site, and click on nearly any of the links offered...I prefer Jihadwatch because the non Muslims there have done their homework, and most of them are experts on Islam in their own right...You can learn a lot just reading, or sign up and join the conversation...
Here is the link to a good search engine...there are also others...
http://www.usc.edu/schools/college/crcc/engagement/resources/texts/muslim/hadith/...If this does not come up as a link try cut and paste...
written by Mulhid , July 25, 2010
"wich religions hav u guys found or converted too? any advce is appreciated"
Is it necessary to convert to another religion? I don't think so. I myself am a mulhid (atheist/agnostic). Everybody should be free to choose his/her religion or to choose for no religion at all. Follow your own common sense, reason or conscience. But if you choose to convert to another religion choose one following the Golden Rule.
Islam does not allow free choice. Ali ibn abu Talib (Muhammad's cousin and son in law) was determined to burn zanadiqa's.
Sahih Bukhari: Volume 9, Book 84, Number 57: Narrated 'Ikrima:
Some Zanadiqa (atheists) were brought to 'Ali and he burnt them. The news of this event, reached Ibn 'Abbas who said, "If I had been in his place, I would not have burnt them, as Allah's Apostle forbade it, saying, 'Do not punish anybody with Allah's punishment (fire).' I would have killed them according to the statement of Allah's Apostle, 'Whoever changed his Islamic religion, then kill him.'"
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