Teddy Bear, a Grizzly Bear and 40 Lashes: A Lesson to Learn
08 Jan, 2008
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Teddy Bear –Theodore Roosevelt, the twenty-sixth president of
the US, was commonly known as Teddy. One day, he went hunting with
his friends, and one of his friends chased and finally cornered a
black bear. When asked to shoot the bear, Roosevelt refused to lift
the gun. He surely was not a chicken; in fact, he was a war hero of
the Spanish-American War that was fought in 1898. His sympathetic
view towards a helpless bear soon hit the media and a political
cartoon was made. Consequently, a Brooklyn store owner saw the
little cub in the cartoon and made a stuffed toy bear, which was
named Teddy.
Since then, stuffed teddy bears have been adored by everyone. Their cute faces and floppy bodies are loved by all children. For many children, teddy bears give comfort when they go to sleep. The trend is not limited in the US; it has spread all over the world. Even a Muslim child of an Islamic country takes a teddy bear to bed, which perhaps impedes the Islamic nightmare that might interfere in his or her dream. Nevertheless, a teddy bear is a symbol of cuteness, love and affection.
Grizzly Bear – About 8 feet tall and weighing 400-1500 pounds, grizzly bears are the habitat of North America. Although a few stuffed toys are made resembling a grizzly bear, they are not adored like the teddy bears because of their ferociousness.
Typically, a male grizzly bear is almost twice the size of a female. The size of the male grizzly bear is a phenomenon of another wonder of nature, known as sexual dimorphism. Among some species, due to sexual dimorphism, males use their size or other abilities to compete with other males, and capture a female for their sexual satisfaction. These mammals, unlike lovebirds, do not care for lovemaking; rather, they behave like a real animal and capture a female to satisfy their needs.
Grizzly bears are omnivores – they eat both plants and meats. They can run up to 35 miles per hour with their gigantic body, and kill a deer, a moose or a black bear. They eat fish as well but do not mind chewing a plant for snacks.
Usually, being a solitary animal, a grizzly bear does not attack humans; however, if it is on a mission to find food and someone steps in its territory, it is advisable that the relatives of the person contact the mortuary.
40 Lashes – Most of the Muslim countries have a little education problem. Islamic education, however, does teach how one should first put his right leg in a shoe; it also forbids combing the hair except every second day and prohibits playing chess. Naturally, such wisdom does not help humans to prosper. Hence, Muslims look for inherent education that is taught in a civilized country.
Sudan, a typical Islamic country where Islamic Sharia Law prevails in most parts of the country, lacks
secular education. Sudan is a poverty stricken country and Allah,
the Islamic god, is not interested in improving the lives of the
people; however, the recent discovery of oil has helped some people
to become rich. Nevertheless, famine is a part of Sudanese life and
about 100 out of 1000 children die at infancy.
In this Allah-sponsored country, hunger and malnutrition transform a child to a living skeleton. On the other hand, some rich people who live an urban life want their children to learn secular education and several schools have been opened to provide a better education. Such education is not possible with the Mullah teachers, and, as a result, these schools bring teachers from other countries.
Ms. Gillian Gibbons, a British national, was one of those teachers who went to an upscale school for the fortunate students who can afford to take teddy bears to their schools. In a class project, she advised her students to write about their teddy bears. When it came to finding a name for the teddy bears, 20 out of 23 students voted for the name “Mohammed,” for Mohammed is the most common name among Muslims. Mullahs of the country did not like the idea of Islamic prophet Mohammed becoming a teddy bear. They further refused to accept the verdict of the students who picked the name through a democratic process - after all, democracy is not an option in Islam.
Although Mullahs hounded for Ms. Gibbons’ blood and solicited for 40 lashes, it became apparent that she could merely receive 40 lashes with a wet noodle when the media started giving full coverage of the story. The story has already become old and Ms. Gibbons has returned home without having her skin removed.
What is really intriguing is that how she compared Mohammed with a teddy bear, which is an icon of love and affection, instead of a grizzly bear. One should apologize to the family of the grizzly bears before comparing Mohammed to a grizzly bear, since the grizzly bear seems to be an angel if judged against Mohammed, but there are at least three striking resemblances between those two.
Sexual dimorphism is one of the characteristics of a grizzly bear, and Mohammed undoubtedly possessed the same virtue. His lust for women and taking them to his tent had only one motive – to fulfill his sexual craving. A man can not love two dozens wives and a few concubines at the same time.
Like a grizzly bear, Mohammed was an omnivore. He was a vegetarian at the beginning of the prophecy business but soon he became blood thirsty and began eating meat – killing people, that is.
Grizzly bears do not tolerate when someone enters its territory, Mohammed followed the same rule. Anyone who dared to challenge Mohammed’s authority was smashed immediately, as if someone had stepped onto a grizzly bear’s foot.
Another interesting part of Ms. Gibbons’ situation is the action taken by the two British Muslims. Apparently, Baroness Warsi and Lord Ahmed with two very un-Islamic titles, solicited for Ms. Gibbons’ release. These two so-called moderate Muslims had their vocal cords paralyzed when Danish cartoons, depicting Mohammed’s real image, made a hue and cry in the world. They did not like to see Mohammed’s actual image but they were happy to find Mohammed being compared to a teddy bear. On the other hand, Ms. Gibbons dared to insult all teddy bears because of her impression of Mohammed as that of a teddy bear.
Ironically, the propagandists of Islam want to see exactly what Ms. Gibbons has done. They want to portray Mohammed as a loving and caring person, which of course is far from the truth. Years of propaganda, deception and lies have created a new image of Mohammed and most non-Muslims and moderate Muslims maintain the same view of the prophet.
Ms. Gibbons and most Westerners have a deluded image of the prophets of monotheistic religions. Almost all religions, including Christianity, have a barbaric history in their past; however, they all have overcome the shortcomings and added humanistic values to their religions. Nonetheless, Jesus was no Mohammed. Jesus did not rape, loot and kill people – Mohammed did. Yet they accept Mohammed as a loving person by default, just because he is another prophet like Jesus. Such misconception, propelled by the propaganda of the Islamists, made Ms. Gibbons to believe Mohammed was a loving person like a teddy bear.
What an insult to the teddy bears!
Truly, it is not the Mullahs but the non-Muslims who should have protested against Ms. Gibbons for naming the teddy bear.
What everyone should really need to learn is that Mohammed can only be compared with a grizzly bear, and definitely not a teddy bear. Until and unless the gullible Westerners grasp the truth about Islam, a morbid future is awaiting for them.
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Name: Rudy
Date: Monday January 07, 2008
Time: 16:36:47 -0700
Comment
Great writing. Too bad about the bear being insulted. Perhaps we need to simply release 100000 bears into these Arab countries and feed them muslims. But then that would be cruel and give the bears indigestion.
Name: Zib-ul-Kabir
Date: Monday January 07, 2008
Time: 19:35:37 -0700
Comment
And the tragic, heart-breaking truth is - the same mullahs and malnourished brainwashed idiots that fostered Mrs. Gibbons' punishment take the famine and infant mortality as a given, Allah-ordered fact. The images of the starving skeletical child says a saddening awful lot about where the priorities of the Sudanese political and religiuous actors should be. But getting Mrs. Gibbons banned, incarcerated and ultimately deported seemed more important to some of them, so called "scholars." Sadly tragical, tragically sad.
Name: Enam Karim
Date: Tuesday January 08, 2008
Time: 06:07:40 -0700
Comment
The followers of Islam say that the religion has provision for saving the poor. What a joke when you see most Islamic countries have the highest infant and child mortality rates and big rich and poor divide.
Name: Robert
Date: Tuesday January 08, 2008
Time: 06:47:47 -0700
Comment
You forgot to mention that male grizzles will eat their own young.
Name: Constantine the Great
Date: Thursday January 10, 2008
Time: 12:53:07 -0700
Comment
And what has happened to the original Mohammed the teddy bear? Is he still in Sudan? Is he forcing panda bears to pay jizya? Is he forcing koala bears to wear a burqa? Is he planning to build an Airfix plane and fly it into a Lego skyscraper? If anyone knows, please tell so we can warn all the teddies in the world to beware.
Name:
Date: Thursday January 10, 2008
Time: 17:18:25 -0700
Comment
so wat? why do western students storm in their campuses and shoot down who ever they see?? does western education teach students to get a gun and shoot down classmates? sudan is poor because its completely a god forsaken place its a fucking desert? wat do u expect ISLAM will come as robots and harvest wheat in desert sand and then feed sudan? losers fuck ur teddies!
Name:
Date: Thursday January 10, 2008
Time: 17:21:29 -0700
Comment
sher khan ur a basterd did a priest rape u when u were a little boy?
Name: ExMuslim
Date: Friday January 11, 2008
Time: 02:08:34 -0700
Comment
"Sudan is poor because its completely a god forsaken place its a fucking desert?" ---- Interestingly, your so-called almighty creator of the universe cannot transform Sudan, where his beloved and dedicated followers live, into a fertile land...
Name:
Date: Friday January 11, 2008
Time: 09:05:14 -0700
Comment
IOI since when did GOD start changing climate for his followers? did ur god come down and talked to u? did he ask for ur wishes which he was impatient to fulfill?? did he turn u into the king of the USA? tell me which god did this? why would ALLAH care for sudan? ALLAH has said in the holy Qur'an that he is in little need of mankind! it is mankind who desperately need ALLAH. Those who leave ALLAH harms themselves and goes away from salvation,submerges in to a sea of sin and depravity.
Name: Constantine the Great
Date: Friday January 11, 2008
Time: 13:43:30 -0700
Comment
Yes, actually God did come down and talk to us. In the form of Jesus Christ. Your Arab god Allah has little need of mankind as you say. But the true God, the God of Israel, loves mankind and loves us so much he came down to share all our joys and sorrows.
Name:
Date: Saturday January 12, 2008
Time: 13:22:37 -0700
Comment
did GOD change the climate to favour jews and christians? no he didn't! so according to ur logic the GOD of ISRAEL is no good ALSO! And JESUS got killed! u jews really know how to return love and JOY!
Name: Constantine the Great
Date: Saturday January 12, 2008
Time: 14:15:55 -0700
Comment
God is not a magician doing tricks like changing the weather for his followers. He isn't spiteful and mean towards those who don't believe in him. God loves everyone, Muslims, Jews, Christians, Hindus, atheists, even you, so how can he favour Jews and Christians over everyone else? You don't get a reward because you believe in Him - believing in him and knowing him is the reward itself, as it gives you peace in your heart and love in your soul whether you live in Sudan or the USA or Iran or Mongolia!
Name: SayNoToIslam
Date: Thursday January 31, 2008
Time: 06:04:07 -0700
Comment
"did GOD change the climate to favour jews and christians" em yes, he parted the seas to save jews from the pharoah. Surely he can give his followes a little water? No, because he doesnt exist. "why do western students storm in their campuses and shoot down who ever they see?? " westerners arent motivated to kill by their religion, unlike muslims who think killing will get them into heaven. Allah doesnt love his creations because he is not god, he is satan in disguise.