Islam Under Scrutiny by Ex-Muslims

Islam Celebrates Pinocchio Week

Islam must have been celebrating Pinocchio’s birthday last week. There was something in the air. It was beyond taqiyya. It was more like blarney and buncombe wrapped in a sesame seed Qur’an. First, while touring Europe King Abdullah of Saudi Barbaria stopped in England for a ‘meeting of the minds’ with Gordon Brown. That’s what the PR man said. How many minds were actually involved was anybody’s guess. It might have been one; it might have been two. The smart money at Andy Capp’s pub said one.

The topics were national defense, the war on terror and 7/7. Many years have gone down the Jihadist drain since James Bond tangled with Goldfinger and Dr. No. Today’s 007 is closer to Jethro Bodine’s Double-Naught spy than to Inspector Clouseau and that is the best that can be said. Abdullah misses the old Bond. “We have sent information to Great Britain before the terrorist attacks in Britain,” he told the press, “but unfortunately, no action was taken. And it may have been able to avert the tragedy.” If Bond had been on the job instead of Bodine there would have been no 7/7 and many lives would have been saved. The bungling was unconscionable. Heads would have rolled in Saudi Barbaria and all of them wouldn’t have been Eugene Armstrong’s.

M 16 needs an infusion of fresh blood. Bring is some of those willing and able and unemployable Pakistani immigrants. Prince Charles seems to like them. They are the future of England he says. A kingdom is worth a surah.

The Brits may not be doing as much as they can in the fight against terrorism but some of them are smart enough to recognize its source. Vince Cable, acting leader of the Liberal Democrats Party is one. “I think it is quite wrong that as a country we should give the leader of Saudi Arabia this honor,” he said.

Amnesty International was among those not pleased with the presence of the Saudi King in what is left of John Bull’s paradise but they sensed an opportunity and urged Gordon Brown to tell Abdullah that Saudi Barbaria’s human rights record was “totally unacceptable.”

Ah, but they are changing! Doesn’t Amnesty International pay attention to the news coming out of Saudi Barbaria? Slowly, but surely, they are changing! Just the other day, Dr. Muhammad Al-Arifi, a noted Saudi author and cleric, stunned the Islamic world with his exegesis on the proper way for a Muslim husband to bring up his wife. “Beating in the face is forbidden,” he said.

That makes sense. It’s hard to hide a shiner. Even a burqa isn’t much help. But al-Arifi was scarcely started. It is also forbidden to strike animals in the face! Yes, animals! And according to the Qur’an, women are like domestic animals. A new age of enlightenment has dawned!

“If you want your camel or donkey to start walking,” said al-Arifi, “you are not allowed to beat it in the face. If this is true for animals, it is all the more true when it comes to a human. So beating should be light and not in the face.”

It’s difficult to argue with that kind of logic. All levity aside, it would be worth $10,000 to see this rascal get kicked by a donkey or better yet, come face to face with Granny Clampett in the root cellar after Granny has been sampling her tonic. “What to do you mean—cover my head? Jed! Come quick and bring my shotgun! This goomer wants to put me in a shawl.”

While Abdullah was in London getting tough on terrorism, Sudanese President Omar Al-Bashir was threatening the West with obliteration. Yes, obliteration, not Jihad, not dhimmitude, with obliteration!

“Western nations have no ethics or morals,” he said, “and we will export it to them. These countries have the political, military and economic strength. We are strong with our values and we are waiting on Allah’s promise to obliterate them.”

Ethics? Morals? Values? There is something in the air—a combination of taqiyya and chutzpah so blatant it would astound such master of deceit and dissimilation as Goebbels and Rosie O’Donnell. It was only a few years ago, 2004 in fact, that the Sudanese theocrats launched their Second Crusade against the Christians and animists in southern Sudan. Men were murdered, women were raped and mutilated and their children were enslaved. By the time it was over 70,000 innocent people had been added to the butcher’s bill and an additional 1.6 million infidels had been driven from their homes. More than 2.7 million people have been murdered since Sudan launched its moral and ethical crusade against the immoral and unethical Christians and animists. One would think that would have been enough—after all, Jack the Ripper took a vacation every fortnight and even Dracula crawled into his coffin for an occasional nap. But the indefatigable Al-Bashir and his pals know no rest. They hadn’t even finished with the Christians and the animists when they started in on the Black Muslims who aside from becoming heretics were squatting on land so saturated with Black Gold old Jed Clampett would have needed only one shot to bring up a dozen oil wells.

It must be tough living under the shadow of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Al-Bashir is a Jihadist of the first magnitude but he doesn’t get the attention he deserves. Rosie O’Donnell has never mentioned him; Naomi Campbell has never heard of him: Jimmy Carter doesn’t like the accommodations. Al-Bashir has the kind of ethics and morals that would have wowed Der Fuhrer. Hitler would have made him a member of the Tripartite Pact. He has killed more people than Ahmadinejad—it isn’t even close. He is Saddam Hussein’s heir! When is the world going to take him seriously?

In the meantime, King Abdullah stopped in Italy to visit the Pope. That’s what the PR man said. Chances are, Abdullah snuck off to Tuscany to visit Gepetto’s Workshop. “Once upon a time there was a piece of wood.” Pinocchio! Blarney! Buncombe! Lies! Taqiyya! Abdullah, master of deceit! If the Saudi King can get his hands on Gepetto’s chisels and mallets he can finish the job on George W. Bush and Tony Blair! Desperate times call for desperate measures.

Abdullah gave the Pope a sword. A large sword…a very large sword! It would take someone like Hulk Hogan or Hercules or Conan to wield that monster. What was he thinking? What did he expect the Pope to do with it? Benedict XVI is a man of peace. Sure, he could take a whack at Sarkozy, appear on Saturday Night Live. The Pope should have given Abdullah a hogshead of hog livers and sent him on his way.

The Vatican has diplomatic relations with 176 states and various institutions. They have none with Saudi Barbaria. Where the Vatican goes, the cross goes and in Saudi Barbaria crosses are verboten.

In the mean time—it is always in the mean time in Islam—Muslim scientists at Lahore announced that most of the discoveries of the past century were made by—What’s that, Pinocchio? Are you sure? Muslim scientists? Yes indeed! Decimals, fractions, the binary system, viagra—name it, Muslim scientists invented it or were responsible for it.

George Sabila of Columbia University, a professor of Middle East Asian Language and Culture says it’s a matter of Historiography. Now, gather round, little dhimmis, and listen carefully. Arab/Islamic science was not intermediary between Greek science and European science he says, but rather the Renaissance that integrated Islamic science with European science. So actually Islam invented everything.

Stay tuned. Next week Islam will invent baseball and be enshrined at Cooperstown! Is nothing sacred?

Say—didn’t they hang Pinocchio?

 

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Denis Schulz was prospective convert to Islam (read his testimony: How I Almost Became a Muslim?) before changing his mind after the 9/11. He actively writes on the threats of Islam and terrorism.


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Name: vbv
Date: Tuesday November 20, 2007
Time: 00:18:13 -0700

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So the moron 'king' Abdullah of Saudi Arabia wants to export its islamic 'morals' to Europe and other infidel nations, heh? That's a Laugh!!!Saudi Arabia is the most morally depraved and barbaric country ever in this world just like their brand of wahabi islam,cruel,immoral and mindless! The Bitish should tick him off properly, asking him to keep his rotten and foul mouth shut!


Name: Lea
Date: Tuesday November 20, 2007
Time: 02:25:45 -0700

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They invented WHAT??! Don't make me laugh! They're just a bunch of immoral and ignorant bedouins. 1000 years ago they were more civilized then today, but still as violent, immoral and blood-lover as they are now. They are the perfect example of human involution. That's all. As for the gift to the Pope, I would have kicked him out of Vatican City if I was in dear old Joseph's shoes. A sword? There's only one reason why a muslim king should give a sword to a Christian... and it is not to become best buddies. I hope the pope's entourage has taken in the real message.


Name: Constantine the Great
Date: Tuesday November 20, 2007
Time: 16:44:41 -0700

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While Abdullah was shnoozing his way round the infidels, a poor girl who happened to have been gang raped in morally and ethically pristine Saudi had her sentence increased to 200 lashes and several more months in prison for being out late (past mid-day I'd say) with a lad who wasn't her uncle. the rapists got a good talking to - no doubt the judge wanted to find out how to join in next time.


Name:
Date: Wednesday November 21, 2007
Time: 05:08:35 -0700

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Muhammad in Hinduism: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJHbEWs-m_s


Name: Syed Kamran Mirza
Date: Thursday November 22, 2007
Time: 17:30:12 -0700

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One Islamist maniac constantly post one ludicrous item and that is: Prophet "muhammad in Hindu scripture." Let me ask this Islamic robot one question: According to islam idolatrers are the top most infidels and Hinduism is a false religion, period. Now my question to this islamic idiot is: How come when comes the issue of Prophet Muhammad's arrival--how in the world suddenly, Hinduism's scripture become true? Isn't it a pure hypocritical lie? Most of all we know this message in Hindu scripture is a blatant lie. Why this idiot constantly post this same old shit? SKM


Name: Ananda
Date: Friday November 23, 2007
Time: 11:27:35 -0700

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Kamran, this "muhammad in Hindu scripture." video is just a con game by the usual Muslim con-artists, an Islamic Imam. Don't worry Kamran, no Hindu would be conned. This video is for Muslims only, to bolster up their sagging spirit. Every village Imam in Bangladesh now has a new means to harass and convert their remnant Hindu minority. Would ANY Christian, Jew, Hindu, or Buddhist say their scripture foretells this Muhammad? NO. NO. Only a con-artist Islamic Imam is saying that. This is how disparate Muslims are now. And that is an encouraging news for the world


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Date: Saturday November 24, 2007
Time: 02:15:29 -0700

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Muhammad in the Bible: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJ4MtFMwi0A


Name: Constantine the Great
Date: Tuesday November 27, 2007
Time: 17:01:58 -0700

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In the YouTube video mentioned above Sheikh Ahmed Deedat is attempting to show that Mohammed was prophesied in the Bible by quoting chapters and verses out of context, and it's a bit rich seeing as Muslims believe that the Bible as we have it is corrupted and full of lies. But here are the real quotes prophesying Mohammed: (1) Deuteronomy 13: 7-8 "One of them may encourage you to worship the gods of those who live near you or the gods of those who live far away. But do not let him persuade you; do not even listen to him. Show him no mercy or pity, and do not protect him." (2) Matthew 7: 15-16 "Be on your guard against false prophets; they come to you looking like sheep on the outside, but on the inside they are really like wild wolves. You will know them by what they do. Thorn bushes do not bear grapes, and briars do not bear figs." (3) 2 Peter 2: 1-3 "False prophets appeared in the past among the people, and in the same way false teachers will appear among you. They will bring in destructive, untrue doctrines, and will deny the Master who redeemed them, and so they will bring upon themselves sudden destruction. Even so, many will follow their immoral ways; and because of what they do, others will speak evil of the Way of Truth. In their greed these false teachers will make a profit out of telling you made-up stories." (4) And finally, and thankfully for it gives us great hope: Revelation 19: 20 "The beast was taken prisoner, together with the false prophet who had performed miracles in his presence (It was by these miracles that he had deceived those who had the mark of the beast and those who had worshipped the image of the beast). The beast and the false prophet were both thrown alive into the lake of fire that burns with sulphur."


Name: hakeem
Date: Monday December 03, 2007
Time: 21:51:51 -0700

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right and wrong both?


Name: JustMe
Date: Wednesday December 05, 2007
Time: 21:42:21 -0700

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Does this really suprise you? Islam has propped itself up as the true heirs of the Covenant. Every promise God has made with His chosen people, they have claimed under the name of their fals god allah. Every good thing comes from God, and they steal it and claim it as yet another promise to muslims by their god. The truly amazing thing is, that they buy this crap generation after generation when they clearly seeing God's chosen enjoying the promises, they continue to grumble and teach hatred toward the children of the True God. The believers in the wonderful news of Jesus the Christ. The true heirs of the kingdom enjoying His promises justifies the anger and hate that is bred into those who continue to bow to a lie. Their god will return proclaiming to be the real christ, but those who have eyes to see and ears to hear will profess the abomination!


 
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