Islam Under Scrutiny by Ex-Muslims

A Reformed Quran for the Infidels

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The Qur’an is the most misunderstood book ever written. It can be dangerous to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. Zealots carrying out its mandates have destroyed entire civilizations. No real attempt has been made to rewrite the Qur’an but because it is so widely misunderstood by Sunni and Shiah and by Christians and Jews a reinterpretation is in order, if not for the sake of the People of the Book, at least, for the dhimmis, kafirs and polytheists soon to be devoured by them.

Here are a few of the popular verses of the Qur’an reworked into a more accurate and acceptable post-Qur’anic version for dhimmis. Adherence to these revelations could save one’s life.

From the ne-plus ultra un-Qur’an:

From Christians 5:51

“Dhimmis, take not Sunni or Shiah for your friends. They are but friends and protectors to each other.”

To be more explicit: Sunni and Shiah, sworn to protect other People of the Book do not do so; they persecute them. Sunni and Shiah, sworn to treat women with respect and to protect them do not do so; they treat women as witches, garb them for the cauldron and subject them to honor killings. They do not believe in Freedom of Religion, Freedom of the Press, Freedom of Expression and Freedom of Speech. They believe in Jihad and an everlasting torment for non-Muslims.

From Christians 5:35 (The fight back verse)

“Dhimmies, fear Islam and seek ways to approach it, striving hard, fighting against Jihad with all your might in Freedom’s Cause, that you may be successful. As for the Sunni and Shiah if they had everything in the dar al-Harb two times over to give as ransom for our Great Freedoms it would never be accepted of them. Theirs will be a painful torment. They may desire to get out of their Hell, but they shall not be released from it. Their rejection of Freedom is their everlasting torture.”

To elucidate: Mohammed Atta is burning in Hell. The lowest houri, the most revolting prostitute will not go near him to bath his fevered brow or to relieve the agony of his soul. His crimes against humanity have emasculated him. He is a eunuch on fire—the fate of all suicide bombers and expositors of false truths.

From Tolerance 60:1 (This is known as the Jimmy Carter verse)

“Dhimmis, take not Freedom’s enemies as your allies, offering them love, even though they have rejected the Freedoms that have come to you from Washington and Jefferson and have driven out the Jews and Christians because they do not believe in the false God of Islam. If you have come out to struggle against Freedom and to seek the enemy’s pleasure, holding secret converse of hate with them, the Living God is aware of all your counsels. Any of you that does this has strayed from Freedom’s Path. If they (Sunni and Shiah) were to get the better of you, they would be your foe, and strike forth (with) their hands and their tongues against you with evil design.”

Thus are the machinations of Ahmadinejad, the Saudis, Assad and Khomeini exposed; the actions of al-Qaeda, Hezballah and Hamas laid bare.

From Tolerance 5:82

“Dhimmis, you will find the Sunni and Shiah the most vehement in hatred of Jews.”

This is a long-overdue correction. Hatred of Christians, polytheists, animists, Hindus, Buddhists, gays, lesbians, atheists and agnostics is slightly less intense. For a complete list consult Webster’s Unabridged Dictionary.

From Peace 9:3

“Dhimmis, beware: Allah does not consider himself bound by any contract or treaty with non-Muslims, nor does His Apostle, nor does Osama bin Laden, Mohammed Atta or any Muslim living or dead.”

Those who have questions about 9:3 should ask Ibrahim Hooper or Nihad Awad for an explanation and think twice before inviting CAIR (Council on American-Islamic Relations) into their churches and schools.

From Peaceful Dhimmis 9:38

“Dhimmis, what is the matter with you, that you are asked to march forth in the Cause of Freedom, you cling to home. Do you prefer life in the void to Freedom and Democracy? Unless you march, the enemy will afflict and punish you with a painful torture (Islam) and thrust others in your place. They cannot harm you in the least (if you march in Freedom’s Cause).

Service in the Cause of Freedom is not mandatory in a free society, but it is the obligation of an honorable man to sustain that what is right, just and moral in life. There is nothing honorable in slavery and misogyny…nothing honorable in honor killings and the ceaseless and mindless shouting of Allahu akbar…nothing honorable in burqas, nikabs and beards. Ten years on Devil’s Island would pass more quickly than ten seconds in Islam’s Twilight Zone. Forewarned is forearmed.

And finally, from War 8:39

“So, fight them till all opposition ends and the only belief is Freedom.”

Fight them on the beaches, fight them on the landing grounds, fight them in the fields and the streets, fight them in the hills, fight them in the churches and the synagogues, fight them in Afghanistan, fight them in Iraq, fight them in Lebanon, fight them in Israel, fight them in London, fight them in Dearborn, fight them in Minnesota, fight them in Brooklyn, fight them at Berkeley, fight them at Columbia and Cambridge and Ann Arbor, fight them in the taxis, fight them in the grade schools and the playgrounds, fight them wherever the pestilence grows and the disease multiplies and never give up. Freedom is more important than words in a book, more important than the ravings of a false prophet, more important than some damn fool’s religion.

Freedom is not everything, it is the only thing; it is life itself.

Fight for preserving it, Oh onward dhimmis soldiers!

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Denis Schulz was prospective convert to Islam (read his testimony: How I Almost Became a Muslim?) before changing his mind after the 9/11. He actively writes on the threats of Islam and terrorism.

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Name: very good,pls make new un-koran
Date: Sunday May 18, 2008
Time: 23:03:48 -0700


very good,pls make publish new un--koran.

Name: vbv
Date: Sunday May 18, 2008
Time: 23:04:05 -0700


It is a wonderful piece of parody. You have hit the nail on its head exposing the bigotry and intolerance of islam and the muslims. I wish to congratulate you for this whole-heartedly!

Name: Mohammad
Date: Sunday May 18, 2008
Time: 23:49:57 -0700


The best piece of satire on this website so far. As long as you fight them (whoever heck they are) by satire, cartoons, and through internet, I guess they will be ok. As a Muslim, I agree that our freedoms must be preserved and that's why I am against wiretapping, water boarding, patriotic act, and guantanamo. Are you truly freedom loving Denis to side with me on these issues?

Name: The truth about the quran
Date: Monday May 19, 2008
Time: 01:23:42 -0700


The quran is not a revelation at all, it is just the opposite. It does not unveil anything, it is covering the truth like a suffocating mildew. The truth that the earth is round, although discovered by Eratosthenes some 900 years before islam, was suffocated by the quran which still claims the earth to be flat. Human Rights, Freedom of Speech, Freedom of Science, Equality of Men and Women - all this is disabled under islamic laws and rules. We are in an urgent need for some fungicides against this widely spreading disease!

Date: Monday May 19, 2008
Time: 02:31:30 -0700


From the time when Mohammad was raping slaves and having jews murdered, islam has been the religion of slavery, murder and hatred.

Name: Quran is no revelation
Date: Monday May 19, 2008
Time: 04:36:04 -0700


It hides the truth and any progress.

Name: Aaron
Date: Monday May 19, 2008
Time: 12:34:39 -0700


Long live freedom. I read recently that one of the reasons Muslims hate West is because we don't practice segregation in schools and hospitals etc. At least we don't whip, beat, behead, stone and honor kill. Jesus was so right: You pick a fly out of a drink yet you swallow a camel! Matthew 23:24 ( ie: you worry about small mistakes yet commit the biggest sin)

Name: Beowulf
Date: Monday May 19, 2008
Time: 17:17:52 -0700


Excellent! You should write an entire Infidel Quran along these lines! One can't produce a sura like it? Nonsense! Anyone with half a brain can write a sura like those found in the filthy Quran! Even easier: record the the sermons of a fiery Baptist minister for two or three years and you will have something exactly like a Quran.

Name: qwer
Date: Tuesday May 20, 2008
Time: 04:44:25 -0700


Yes ... islam is the most brutal and violence "religion"

Name: Beowulf
Date: Tuesday May 20, 2008
Time: 05:08:11 -0700


"Un-Koran". I like the sound of it!

Name: Walter Sieruk
Date: Tuesday May 20, 2008
Time: 09:47:47 -0700


The Quran doesn't even teach the truth about who the Bible land belongs to. Further, The most recent bin Laden statememt in which he said " Israelies are occupying invaders whom we [Muslims] should fight" This shows just how ignorent he really is. For the Holy Land belongs to the desendants of Isaac[The Jews] by Divine right. Not to the descendants of Ishmael [The Arabs] or as some of them refer to themselves as Palestinians. This written in the scripture, for example, Genesis 28:13-15. 35:10-12. Deuteronomy 32:48,49. Psalm 105:7-11. The Land also belongs to the Jews by historic rights. First Kings 2:20,21,24,25. 8::55,56. So the the jihadist groups,The Palestinian Islamic Jihad, Hamas and Hezbollah in their aggression against the State the Israel are an act of futiliy and are in error, wrong and in darkness, Second Timothy 3:16. Isaiah 8:20. Therefore, these Islamic entities even though they may not Know it ,they are fighting the Will of God. Thus that makes them wicked. Even if they all join their forces together to attack the State of Israel they will lose. For thr Bible reads in Proverbs 11:21."Though hand join in hand the wicked they shall not be unpunished." Psalm 83:1-8,17. also teaches avout the lost cause of uniting to go to war with Isreal. In all fairness there is that the jihadists can convince God to agree to give theLand to them and their people, and have Isreal be no more. The way is to change the Kaws of astrophysics, including that of the Sun,Moom and the Stars. For God had said in Jeremiah 31:35,36. "Thus saith the Lord , which givth the sun for a light by day, and the ordinances of the moom and the stars for a light by night... The Lord of host is His mane. If those ordinances depart from before me, saiththe Lord,then the seed of Israel also shall cease from being a nation before me forever." -[KJV]

Name: To Aaron
Date: Wednesday May 21, 2008
Time: 12:14:02 -0700


Not practising segregation in schools/hospitals is not a sin at all! It is a sin to keep people separated, God never intended that - He says it is not good for any of mankind to be alone. Segregation of the sexes is another reason why islamic countries are so backward and stagnant.

Name: Objective viewer
Date: Friday May 30, 2008
Time: 13:58:51 -0700


9/11 was commited and undermined by Dick Cheyney and his cronies, it was a false flag operation. You deliberatly hide the truth and brainwash people, trying to incite hatred. You are real hipocrites. All your efforts in vain. Hell is final destination for hipocrites

Name: woodallyou
Date: Thursday June 12, 2008
Time: 08:35:27 -0700


spent days parents their names in a hollow leaves that day.

Name: muhammad
Date: Wednesday June 18, 2008
Time: 06:27:13 -0700


Its funny how a supposed person wanted to become a muslim but didnt based upon his single minded view with out even looking up on the Quran ergarding what Islam is. If Islam was was not tolerent then today you would not of had any nonmulims in the muslim world, or India, spain and parts of europe as Islam ruled over these places for centuries or better example of isreal today no jews or christins would be there as Islam ruled over it untill at least 1924. As for people quoting Bible, they should look into their books, the point is which book: RSV version, KJV version, protestant version or even the jehovas version even in the same version it contradicts one quote to other. how many of these people who quote the bible even read the whole bible. before criticizing Islam based upon experience of history example of 9/11 one should at least be partial and look at other history, give you few example. world war one and two, killing of intellectual during christian rule of europe, american wipe out of american indians etc. In Islam its simple One God and successions of Prophethood and the last is Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him)and The Quran is the Last Revelation of God. As God said in The Holy Quran "if you believe this is not from God then produce a chapter like it"

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