Allah tells Muslims in Quran: 3.110 “You are the best people, raised for the good of mankind”. And certainly there are. The following are the great Islamic qualities that distinguish them from others.
As a special favour from Allah all Muslim men are given high libido.
They can fondle a mannequin and get the same arousal and pleasure as fondling the real thing. In this photo, Islamic men are fondling mannequins in a local mall and getting sexual pleasure...
MUSLIMS LOVE LITTLE GIRLS
Prophet married Ayesha when she was 6. He thighed her till she was 9.
HIGH LIBIDO HAS IT’S SERIOUS DISADVANTAGES
Our Prophet was given a libido of 30 men.
Bukhari,Volume 1, Book 5, Number 268:
“Prophet was given the sexual strength of thirty men”.
Prophet got aroused even by baby girls. He could imagine having sex with wives and get the same pleasure as the real thing.
BUKHARI, Volume 7, Book 71, Number 660:
“Allah's Apostle used to think that he had sexual relations with his wives (and came) while he actually had not”.
And Ayesha ended up cleaning his come.
Bukhari,Book 002, Number 0572:
Aisha said, “In case I found that (semen) on the garment of the Messenger of Allah (may peace be upon him) dried up, I scraped it off with my nails."
So this high libido became his liability. He apparently came during foreplay and could not plant his seeds.
That is the reason he could not sire a single child in Madina although he slept with women day and night. (Maria’s child could be sired by his slave, whom Prophet sent Ali to kill)
Bukhari,Volume 1, Book 6, Number 299:
Narrated 'Abdur-Rahman bin Al-Aswad:
'Aisha said: "Whenever Allah's Apostle wanted to fondle anyone of us during her periods (menses), he used to order her to put on an Izar and start fondling her." 'Aisha added, "None of you could control his sexual desires as the Prophet could." (naïve little Ayesha thought Prophet controlled his desire, she did not know that Prophet had already come)
MUSLIMS ARE NOT AFRAID TO BLOW THEMSELVES UP
NASA has been asked to use Muslims in the space program.
MUSLIMS TRAVEL TO FAR OFF LANDS TO GAIN KNOWLEDGE
A suicide-bombing school in Pakistan. Students come from far off lands. Pakistan has the honor of being the biggest exporter of Mujahids.
Muslims in traditional garb make airline passengers shit their pants.
MUSLIM ARE RESPECTED BY KUFFAR
While other inmates are called prisoners, Muslim inmates are called guest detainees. While other inmates offer prayer in their beds, Muslims are provided with on site mosques.
MUSLIMS ARE VERY LOYAL TO THEIR OWN
Alhamdulillah all Muslims voted for an inexperienced community organizer Buraq Hussain Obama, who was born in Kenya just because they believe deep down he is a Muslim (if they thought he had apostate by leaving Islam they would have killed him). Mashallah even hard core republican Muslims voted for the Islamic candidate of Democratic Party.
GOOD MUSLIMS ARE NOT AFRAID TO TRAVEL FOR GOD’S WORK
No body offers better benefits than global Jihad people. Assignments are exciting, expense accounts are generous, accommodations are luxurious and afterlife benefits are out of this world (include 72 virgins with swelling breasts).
MUSLIMS LOVE APOSTATE KILLERS
In Pakistan Malik Khadri, who killed Panjab Governor Salman Taseer for going against Quran by criticizing blasphemy law thus apostatizing from Islam, is honored and garlanded by an adoring high five giving crowd.
HONOR KILLING IS AN HONORED TRADITION OF ISLAM
Largest Islamic organization CAIR is honoring Muzammal Hasan, the CEO of Islamic TV and prolific wife beater, who beheaded his wife Aasia. Aasia had apostatized by denouncing wife beating (an important tenet of Quran (4.34)) and later divorcing her husband (a serious violation of sharia law).
MUSLIMS LOVE MULTIPLE SEX PARTNERS
Approved animals for sex: Lambs, sheeps, goats, cows and camels. (Restrictions: after sex a man is not allowed to drink the milk or eat the meat of the animal he made love to)
Ayatollah Khomeini, Tahrire al vasyleh, vol. 4, Darol Elm, Gom, Iran, 1990.
MUSLIMS ARE FAITHFUL TO THEIR SEX PARTNERS
MUSLIMS CARE ABOUT THEIR CHILDREN’S BRIGHT FUTURE
Giving them deaths as shaheeds in jihad, the dead children gain paradise instantly, the very best gift a father can give to his offspring. (9.111)
MUSLIMS ARE EQUAL OPPORTUNITY SUICIDE BOMBERS
A shaheed bypasses grave and judgement day and goes directly to paradise after shahadat (9.111).
Our prophet killed kuffar and forced himself on their wives and daughters and raped them while their husbands and fathers dead bodies were still warm. Alhamdulillah that is clean halal sex, approved and blessed by Allah in Quran. However, consensual sex between two consenting adults is dirty and haram in Islam and our prophet ordered such people stoned to death. Masahallah in sharia countries good Muslims still follow this beautiful sunna of stoning with greatest celebration and enthusiasm. Any man who even throws a single stone on these adulterers get the same blessing as throwing a stone on satan during Haj. Here is a recent stoning of a young couple who were deeply in love.