Our brave brother Abdullah Asiri had his rectum filled with explosives and went to kill the Saudi Prince Nayef, a declared infidel. Although Mujahid Asiri blew himself up and achieved martyrdom (and houries), his mission failed as he pushed the button too early.
Why he pushed the button too early? The reason was that the pushing of the hard tubes of explosives through his tight virgin arse hole and rectum which was only used to soft shit, got scratched and his behind rashed up badly.
By the time he entered the Prince’s office, his rashed arse hole was itching so bad that he was more interested in scratching his behind than blowing up the prince... His mind fogged up and he pushed the button too soon screwing up the mission.
(Asiri is being loaded with explosives in Kandhar, Afghanistan by two Afghani pathans Alqueda members)
A practicing homosexual would be an ideal choice for this anal jihad but unfortunately all Muslim gays stay underground for the fear of beheading. It was therefore necessary that fatwa had to be released to make sex between males a halal activity.
Here is the important fatwa:
Translation: jihad comes first, for it is the pinnacle of Islam, and if the pinnacle of Islam can only be achieved through sodomy, then there is no wrong in it. And if obligatory matters can only be achieved by performing the prohibited, then it becomes obligatory to perform the prohibited, and there is no greater duty than jihad. After he sodomizes you, you must ask Allah for forgiveness and praise him all the more. And know that Allah will reward the jihadis on the Day of Resurrection, according to their intentions. And if your intention, Allah willing, is for the victory of Islam, and not the pleasure from sodomy, then Allah will place you in paradise after your death...
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